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Coffin
A man was
walking
home alone late one
night when he hears a....
BUMP....
BUMP....
BUMP......behind him.
Walking
faster he looks back, and makes out the
image of an upright coffin banging its way down the
middle of the street towards him.
....BUMP....
....BUMP....
....BUMP....
Terrified,
the man begins to run
towards his home,
the coffin bouncing quickly behind him.
faster....
faster....
....BUMP....
....BUMP....
....BUMP....
He runs up
to his door, fumbles with
his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him.
However,
the coffin crashes through his door,
with the lid of the coffin clapping.
clappity-BUMP....
clappity-BUMP....
clappity-BUMP....
clappity-BUMP....
on the heels of the terrified man....
Rushing
upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding;
his head is reeling; his breath
is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a
loud CRASH the coffin breaks
down the door. Bumping and clapping
towards him.
The man
screams and reaches for
something, anything ...but all he can
find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the coffin.
....and the coffin stops.
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