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Blonde House Painter

 

This blonde decides one day that she is
sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and
how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so
she decides to show her husband that blondes
really are smart.  While her husband is off at
work, she decides that she is going to paint a
couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for
work, she gets down to the task at hand.  Her
husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint.  He walks into the living room and finds
his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a
fur coat at the same time.  He goes over
and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing. She replies that she
wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women
are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat.  She replies that she was reading
the directions on the paint can and they said....

 

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