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Blondes Training to
Become Detectives
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes
who were training to become detectives. To
test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he
shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and
then hides it.
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers,
"That's easy, we'll catch him fast
because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because
the picture shows his profile." Slightly flustered by this
ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,
"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he
only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds,
"What's the matter with you two??
Of course only one eye and one ear are
SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!!
Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
picture to the third blonde and in a very
testy voice asks,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
He quickly adds "...think hard before giving
me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a
moment and says,
"Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because
he really doesn't know himself if the suspect
wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here
for a few minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks
the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back
with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The
suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.
Good work! How were you able to
make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied.
"He can't wear regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear."
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