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Jet Fuel
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who
worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were
stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me, too. Ya' know, I've heard you can
drink jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya wanna try?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
octane hooch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised
at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT!
No hangover! No bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings...it's Jim. Jim says,
"Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing.
We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No...."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!!"
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