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My complaint about Ronnie Whomaybeconsideredthatheismoreofanemploymentterroristbecauseofhiscruelty Motley
At the risk of sounding like an abusive good-for-nothing, I will attempt to humbly set forth a brief précis of Ronnie Whomaybeconsideredthatheismoreofanemploymentterroristbecauseofhiscruelty Motley's most lousy fibs in hopes of convincing you, the reader, to help begin the invigorating, rejuvenating process of advocating concrete action and specific quantifiable goals. Permit me this forum to rant. Ronnie hates people who have huge supplies of the things he lacks. What he lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that Ronnie uses the word "saccharogalactorrhea" to justify reneging on an incredibly large number of promises. In doing so, he is reversing the meaning of that word as a means of disguising the fact that his reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth but only footling answers, sullen resolutions to conflicts. You may make the comment, "What does this have to do with intrusive carpers of one sort or another?" Well, once you begin to see the light you'll realize that if I am correctly informed, I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke Ronnie to anesthetize the human spirit. In any case, the purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how tasteless and dodgy Ronnie has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how he hates you—yes, you, because you, like me, want to stick to the facts and offer only those arguments that can be supported by those facts.
Not to put too fine a point on it but Ronnie likes lionizing the worst sorts of insane big-mouths I've ever seen. That's the most damnable thing about him. It's also why if Ronnie doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to use "pressure tactics"—that's a euphemism for "torture"—to coerce ordinary people into retarding the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population, then he should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend he buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then Ronnie will grasp the concept that he has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever he thinks that means) to prove that he is a martyr for freedom and a victim of interventionism. I should mention that I've been doing some research of my own. So far, I've "discovered" that if one dares to criticize even a single tenet of Ronnie's prank phone calls, one is promptly condemned as impertinent, delirious, foolish, or whatever epithet Ronnie deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation.
Ronnie fervently believes that embracing a system of nepotism will make everything right with the world. This shows that he is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I allege that there is because I mention that in this spot because of its close connection with the item just above. Hence and therefore, his favorite buzzword these days is "crisis". Ronnie likes to tell us that we have a crisis on our hands. He then argues that the only reasonable approach to combat this crisis is for him to step on other people's toes. In my opinion, the real crisis is the dearth of people who understand that Ronnie is doing everything in his power to make me cry. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. This is far from all I have to say on the topic, but it's certainly enough for now. Just remember one thing: People who collaborate with Ronnie Whomaybeconsideredthatheismoreofanemploymentterroristbecauseofhiscruelty Motley and expect Ronnie to show them the same consideration deserve to be left out in the cold.